Dear Dairy

Today I infiltrated the Lapdog agency I disgised myself into a dog. When i got there i rang the door bell and i went inside i saw the yellow cat.when the yellow cat saw me she said "take a seat." When i took a seat the other dogs said "Well your a looking funny where did you come from?" I gave hem my card and they said " you dont speak did the cat scared you?" When it became dark the cat said " go to sleep we need to wake up in the moring."

The second day i went to play with the poker players but they felt suspicious of me not

taking. So when i went down stairs i saw they were already playing. I didnt know the game and they were trading bones for who ever wins and each dog had 6 bones. SLAM! I fell down the stairs and the lapdogs saw me and came saying "are you ok?" One of the lapdogs replied " of course he is not he just fell."

When the skinny cat came she said" come boys we going to rob a house".