Dogs... A mans best friend, Or are they?.. Mwahahahaa...

BANG, BANG, BANG.

Shooting. I did it. That was hard.

Woo-wooo-woo-woo

The police! Oh no I think they caught me!

"It was him!" I screamed.

"Lies won't work son!" said the officer.

"No that's the truth!"

"Spill the beans. Spit it out!"

Sighing, I said " You caught me!"

CRUNCH!

Uh... Groan. Wh...Where am I ? Last thing I remember was the police. Chasing... Me? Yet. Is this Alcatraz?! All I can smell is horrible disgusting food. I hear murdering.

"You got bit. By a dog. Police dog,"

CRIMINAL!