There was a time, when nobody was calm. No, in fact they were the opposite of calm. Should I tell you why? Oh go on. You deserve to know. There was an apple! Now I'm not sure (as this is 1985) but I think that you are still scared of apples just like now!It was dark times,and nobody was friends with anyone.I was a very little kid,around the age of nine.Me and my family lived on a farm.I worked very hard. Then,just as I was cleaning out the pig sty,the king came up [He actually ran.] and cried a load of rubbish.From what I heard, it sounded like this.

" Blah blah blah, Drone drone drone,Rubbish rubbish rubbish!" To everyone else, things sounded a bit different.

" There are enormous killer apples on the loose!" Everyone in my family was told to get our best weapons. I ran.I was scared. I ran as fast as my feet could carry me.[I wasn't very fast so I basically jogged!] I went all the way to my best friends house.She was like this when I told her.

"What? I have to tell my mum!"

So I went off with them.[My friends name is Caitlin!] Me and Caitlin ran of with her family. When we got to the town square, we found out that everything had been crushed! I ran back to the farm, closely followed by Caitlin. When I got there, I warned everyone to run away. They all agreed and ran away.I don't know where we ran, but it was very tiring. We got together an army of around 10 people. Together, we went to face the giant apples. Me and the army ran to the apples. When we got there however,half the city was gone! I haven't told you, but we are wizards and witches! Everyone is. We went up, ready to face the killer apples. I stunned them with my wand then all the parents killed them. So I guessed that was the last of that. But I was wrong... The next morning,they came back! Not for long,though. We all killed them. So, in the next year everyone from the city helped to rebuild the buildings. After that, things just got better. Firstly, we got a load of money. Secondly, ipads and computers were invented. Lastly, we were all one big happy family.

The killer apple!!