Mr Gum normally eats at Billy William the third’s Right Royal Meats. Right? One day

Mr Gum slopes off to another place for supper called Greasy Ian’s House of Slops.

Billy William spots him walking right past Right Royal Meats and is astonished and

mortified. Later Mr Gum and Billy William have a thunderous fight over Mr Gums

disloyalty. Greasy Ian’s revolting kebabs and Billy William’s disgusting pigs

heads,  goats legs and bulls bottoms are flung around at lunatics by nutheads. Billy

William is in love with Thora Gruntwinkle and Polly and Friday O’Leary go to get

Thora to break up the madness.

Will Thora succeed?











 

 
I hate everyone!