Dear Diary,

Today, I snuck into were all the dog's were hiding then I knocked on the door. There was a yellow cat at the door and she said "what do you want".

I replied "I'm a lap dog and I'm from Norway".

"Is that so". Purred the yellow cat.

"Umm yes"said I.

"Well then come in".Said the cat. When I got in the small looking dog house I saw four strange looking dog's siting on a table playing a card game so I joined them.