There I was in the pitch black wearing my orange pyjamas, when thunder was roaring profusely and the air was filled with nothing but silence. Its penetrating eyes stared into mine. Its arms moved as if they swam in a pool of black mystery. The question was... what was it? Obviously I wanted to know what it was, so I stumbled into the night praying the creature would do me no harm... Ahhhhhhh! I let out a ginormous cry for help, but of course, no one heard me. It was useless... I was doomed... But they shall remember my name!