One sunny day, I was sitting on a green bench in the park listening to a new track called 'Today is the Day' by Michael Thomson, when something quite odd happened. I got up from the bench and started walking towards the purple cafe which was in the opposite direction to the way I had been sitting. It wasn't a long walk to the cafe but it was long enough for me to need to stop under a tree for shade.I stopped under a huge oak tree covered in blue birds. The birds swooped down and covered me and the tree in bird POO!