Funny quotes that will make your day (-_0)

If someone calls you

'ugly' have a good comeback and say

'excuse me,

I am not a mirror.'

*wink*

Me: Let me sleep

Brain: lol no,let's stay awake and remember

every stupid decision you made in your life.

Me: okay.

I did a push up today.

well,actually I fell down.

But I had to use my arms to

get back up so... you know,

close enough.

I need some chocolate.

I hope the guy who

invented auto correct burns

in, Hello!

"username or password

incorrect."

...well

at least

tell me

which

one it is.

I won't be

impressed with

technology

until I can

download food.

D.I.E.T

Did I eat that?

When I call my parents,

and they don't answer it's

no big deal but when they call

me and I don't answer its

like world war III.



I don't know why I put all these minion pictures!