One day, there was a child, a very, very naughty child.When he was at school he usually flushed

books down toilets and he was extremely good at pushing and kicking. He is now banned to go to school. The child started to be very excited until he heard a man in the streets reading a book called 'I killed someone.' Since the child was very dumb because he never listens and learns, he called 999 and whispered, (Because he didn't understand why the man said it) "I killed someone." The police came and arrested him and said,

"Your going to jail!" Instead, the boy miss heard him and replied,

"Ooo, Im going to Gail! He might have a cool house!" When the child got to the place he calls 'Gail's house' he was shoved into a cage (Prison cell) and said "Oh, it was jail..."

Moral: Always listen and never copy what somebody says.