So I was reading this weird book I found in my cellar and it had something about an ancient ritual and decided to try it. I needed one pint of milk, an old sock, some kitchen scissors and a broken watch. I shall now read the ritual "Put all the stuff in to your fireplace and set fire to it wait for the smoke to clear and you shall see a blue talking brick," weird right, an ancient ritual written like that. I did what it said and as the smoke cleared nothing happened. I know pretty anticlimactic right.