Dear Diary,

Today I dressed up as a dog to get into T.L.A. This stands for: The.Lapdog.Agency. I made up a name for undercover. My name was Bimby Bottlenose II,Emperor of Heligoland,Pedigree Norwegian Lapdog. The Yellow Cat purred "Lapdog,eh?" About an hour later we were all asleep exsept me. I saw terrible things. The Yellow Cat was a robber. I also could not sleep because: They were snoring,whimpering,chasing squirrels in there dreams and had terribe wind (Means farting). I had to get out of here an tell Ottoline. I ran away to tell her,including the sleeping isues.