100WC week 32

There lived a tiny man called Jeff and on one cold misty day Jeff met a huge bird called Bob and Bob was a very naughty bird because he gave Jeff a bit of juice. Jeff was very angry so he declared a fight. Jeff was terrified when he saw the height of Bob so he ran and ran and ran as fast and as far as he could until his little, skinny legs stopped working. He counted 21 seconds until he could start pacing it down the pitch with his little skinny legs and a ball at his feet.