It was time to vote whether Nigel Farage should be overthrown from the UK Independence Party.

“Well, Mr Farage, today we’ll see if your career will be over.” Said David Cameron.

“You know, you’re funny Cameron, you may not see it but I’m laughing inside.” Said Nigel Farage.

“Well, as they say, ‘X marks the spot’.” Phrased Cameron

And with that he left the room.

He may not think it, but I’ll win.

Drums played, trumpets hooted and horns honked.

“Welcome, all, to the UK Independence party’s overthrow vote of 2017!”

Now was the moment of truth…

“Nigel Farage’s current state at UKIP is…”