The weird magazine

One day lived an old man called Jhon. Every day he would go to the shrek cafe and order the green tea he loved it he also got a free magizine. However everytime he opended the magazine and goes to get his green tea it it vanishes.So one day Jhon was sick an tired of this so he went to leave his magizine and sneakly hid behind the counter desk and saw a man taking the magizine and running to his house. He followed him but then herd people behind chanting Shrek army Shrek army Jhon had no disguise so he joined the march and twenty minutes later he was at this big place with a green swamp around it it was the Shrek armys castle "what he said" "Why am I hear oh theres were my magazines are."But little did he know it was a trap...