Joe had a day off
So he can wipe the cow hay off.
But it was his nan's birthday
So he bought her a cake.
I also bought her a fire hoop
With some spaghetti loops.
We celebrated it by having a party
and they bought her a smartie.
She looked happy with her white putty goo
When she saw a rubber screw.
She wanted to go swimming
with the neighbour but he was trimming.
As we cut the cake and celebrated.
All the other girls waited.
Peace tomorrow
Oh two birds for sorrow!