Joe had a day off

So he can wipe the cow hay off.

But it was his nan's birthday

So he bought her a cake.

I also bought her a fire hoop

With some spaghetti loops.

We celebrated it by having a party

and they bought her a smartie.

She looked happy with her white putty goo

When she saw a rubber screw.

She wanted to go swimming

with the neighbour but he was trimming.

As we cut the cake and celebrated.

All the other girls waited.

Peace tomorrow

Oh two birds for sorrow!