Strolling through the beach, I decided to get myself an ice cream. However, when I ordered a vanilla one they gave me a really weird ice cream. It was green it looked like goo but I decided I might as well eat it because I didn't want to wait in that painfully long queue for any longer. That's when I saw them... They were boxes dancing next to the sea! They looked like those toilets you find in parks (the portable ones). One of them peered at me blankly as he moved his unusually bushy moustache. What are those things?