Life doesn't frighten me at all

by Fred

Snakes in your bed,

Chainsaws getting closer to your head,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Today it's raining blood,

When I'm covered in mud,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Threatened by a rusty old axe,

When I'm trying to relax,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Pointed at by a sword,

But I just stare for I'm the Lord,

Put me in the sea with sharks,

But I won't bark,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Zombies make me run,

Not knowing I'm having fun,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Godzilla roams the moor,

Approaching the city floor,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

A tsunami is heading our way,

We'll have to leave today,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Violent thugs,

Occupy the pubs,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Today on the news,

It said nuclear weapons come to use,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

When your hanging from the noose,

And wished you were loose,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Identity finds its way to society,

Making me not so mighty,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Not at all,

Not at all,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.