100 word challenge

My mum and dad are going out tonight and my sister is going on a sleepover. So, I guess its just me and my self, well , not if you include Rodger the Dog! Mum and dad have left me to do the shopping for this week and I'm planning to go in the late afternoon. I ate the pasta mum left me and watched a bit of TV. I put on my shoes and put roger on the leash...I almost forgot the shopping list. But instead, there was a suprise for me- a HAT. why was there a hat on the table? There was a note left with it-

Hello Nikki dear, I'm just a friend of

you parents. I'm moving in until they come back so no going out and get rid of that flea bag. And your mum and dad decided they were going to a hotel for just a few nights so more fun with us and spring cleaning! yay!

-bob