THE DAYS OF EMBARASSMENT

PART I

DEAR DIARY,

Today I've had the absolute worst day of my entire life, it all began in school right after I had gulped down my whole bottle of lemonade (which I strongly regret) I was bursting for the toilet (number1) then stupidly I decided to act like my bladder was not about to burst (which I also strongly regret). somehow i managed to hold it till recess but as soon as i got the chance i ran out of the classroom, as i turned the corner i could feel the urine trickling down my leg, i looked at my shorts and cried like a baby (i was soked) and the worst part is the prettiest girl in the class was there watching

(I believe the only way I can go back to school is if I get major plastic surgery).

THE END OF PART I