I gurgle down the river,

Waiting for my prey.

I pounce out eat a fish,

And come back down again.

I dissolve from a glacier,

Flowing to a lake.

I find a minute human,

And have him as steak.

I assend up up to the clouds,

And come down again.

Make a human angry,

For a minor play game.

I go into the sewers,

Seeing all the rats.

I tumble down into the river,

As easily as a cat.

I get killed by my supper

Little human steak.

I go out through a hole,

I get flushed into the toilet, that is me WATER!

Waters Diet