How Richard Became King

One day, Richard was taking an (upside down) walk on the street.

When a poster caught his eye. It said: YOU COULD BE THE NEXT KING! Richard was amazed "gasp." "me wants to be king." So he went to the house. Its address was, C0M3H3RET0B3K1NG. Richard was amazed. He broke the door down but accidentially broke a vase. So, hotdog, boris johnson were not being a king, so they voted and Richard won. They celebrated by partying in Richards house. The End.