CHAPTER ONE

Hi. My name is Brian. I'm a person who lives on earth, in case you didn't know.

Sorry. I sometimes think that aliens read this.

Anyway, the reason I am writing this is because I am experiencing strange visions and I thought that writing would stop them.

ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Guess not.

And I won't tell you the vision I just had. It was strange.

I digress....

Today I went to school and learned about the Periodic Table of the Elements. It was very interesting, though nobody really listened except Albert and I.

Albert is my very close friend. And my only one.

"What an amazing lesson about atoms!" I exclaimed after we were dismissed to go to Maths.

"Yes, my personal favourite is Gadolium. It's atomic weight is 157.25, which is quite large, but according to my studies, I believe Ununoctim is the heaviest, with somewhere around 294." replied Albert with extreme enthusiasm.

After a long conversation on the Periodic Table, we eventually arrived at Maths. We were learning about Algebra and how we can solve questions. Once again, only me and Albert listened.

Anyway, I have to go and revise on subordinate clauses.

Goodbye.