The custard tasted like... bits of, lizards slimy eyes, pigs sickly liver, snails twisted tentacles and most of all lambs slitherey neck. Gran looked horrified and disgusted but she didn't budge she nagged and nagged on how much she loved her revolting custard. Sometimes I think and wonder what Gran does at night she looks like such a nice person to Mum and Dad but what does she do at night!!! Is she a scientist that slits peoples brains in half, or is she a gangster that steals Gold and Silver or is she just a horrible person what is she!!!