I want to tell you how it happened. It happened one day when I was walking to school and a U.F.O came and picked up my puppy! The next day I was walking down the road when I saw smelly chicken the U.F.O came and picked him up. I got to school twenty minutes late they were all talking about when Man City lost 4-1 to Liverpool! Then a U.F.O came and picked up

the school I knew what was going on we were being abducted by aliens we boarded there ship it was like Halo. Then Graham farted Graham's fart stank really bad it made the aliens which were guarding unconscious we picked up there plasma rifles and shot bobby poops an easy type of alien. We found smelly chicken we got Smokey rocket launchers and blasted our way back to school. Now it was the end of the day when my mum asked what happened at school today I didn't answer we know why.