The little tiny gangsta granny

Once there was a little old lady who hardly spoke. The next day a rabbit was chewing on her

award winning carrots . Frantically she shooed the rabbit away by shouting "GO AWAY YOU WRETCHED RABBIT"! The rabbit was so mad he turned crimson red! She felt so crazy she wanted to steal the crown jewels. It was a misty night so she could camouflage. She grabbed them but on the way out she got caught. They wanted to put her in prison but they didn't have enough cages so they put her in a dark hollow grave.