I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?”

Answer: A candle

Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?”

Answer: A map

What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?”

Answer: Wrong.

What’s black and white and read all over?”

Answer: A newspaper.

I have no life, but I can die. What am I?”

Answer: A battery.

You walk into a room which contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace What would you light first?”

Answer: The match.

Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?”

Answer: Five. Each daughter has the same single brother.

What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?”

Answer: A piano.

What begins with 'T' and ends with 'T' and has 'T' in it?

Answer:A teapot

Which month has 28 days?

Answer:All the month has 28 days.