I hate my life. My wife Minnie she tortures me every day [because I call her Minnie Mouse]. Anyway every day I come home from work with little money enough to buy our bread and hope.Instead of love she gives me hatred. She's been in charge even though she slops around all day doing nothing.If I were in charge I would be sleeping on a sponge-bob square-pants couch living out the dream ! While Missy Minnie Mouse working so hard day and night.If I were in charge Donald Trump would bow down before me praying me like a king....but what if I were in charge?

Jeff in charge