Xmas jokez

1. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A christmas quacker!
2. Why did Joseph and Mary not join their video conference? Because there was no zoom at the inn.
3. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a pantomime? Because, it’s behind you. Thank heavens!
4. Where do unfit elves go after Christmas? To an Elf Farm.
5. Where do sheep go for a haircut? To a Baa Baa shop!
6. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? Because he had no-body to go with.
7. What comes in different sizes but is always only one foot long? A shoe!
8. Why was the turkey asked to join the band? Because it had drumsticks.