Dear Diary,

Today, Ottoline disguised me like a dog so I could go into the Lapdog agency.

When I rang the bell, a yellow cat came and anwsered "Well,well,well

who's this?" I gave her a letter saying that my name was Bimby Bottlenose II,Emperor of Heligoland. After that, she let me in and I saw that all the other dogs were playing

poker. "Hello, can I call you Nosey?" said a dog,I nodded my head.

One dog asked me "Well Nosey, were did you come from?"

I said "I come from Norway." I started to play poker with the other dogs and it

was a lot of fun.In poker I won and that meant I got all of the bones. Then, the

pure white cockotoo told us to sleep.I couldn't get to sleep because one dog snored

very loud that my ears hurted. I was so frustrated, I could chew one of the dog toys

by the stairs.