The lake rippled lazily like a blue blanket. A grey fish streaked swiftly across the surface, but as I reached eagerly towards it with my rod, a gargantuan, feathery mass of white rose from the water. My eyes bulged in shock. A graceful, elegant swan had emerged from the watery mass of blue. But pressed vigorously against the bird's ears was a sleek green pair of headphones. They vibrated loudly and its head bopped cooly to the beat. My eyes wide with shock, I slowly reeled the fish from the water. The weird things you saw in Jersey these days!