TOP SECRET, UNDERCOVER, CLASSIFIED MISSION.


Dear diary,


This Christmas day, I was walking back when I asked Ottoline if she would like to brush my hair and she nodded. Then she said "I have an idea!" The idea was to put me in a disguise and let me infiltrate the yellow cat gang and see how it works.

I felt very scared to go in there alone.

I arrived at the building this evening. First I looked through the window and saw the yellow cat looking at a map, then I knocked on the door.

"Go away!" shouted the yellow cat.

Loudly, I knocked again.

"Alright, alright, keep your tail on, I'm coming, I'm coming." He purred. I felt excited to be on this mission when the cat opened the door.


From Bimby Bottlenose III, Emperor of Heligoland.