CLASH OF CLANS

If it was anyone's fault it was my dads .Then I wouldn't of been sucked in the ipad .So basically what happened was :my dad had just came back from America with a apple bag! And when your dad comes back with a apple bag it means good times .So as soon a I took the ipad out of the apple bag I downloaded clash of clans. I mean it was the best game ever you could train troops and raid other villagers get there loot .But then I could feel my body going on the game .Then I was trapped. At first I had no clue what to do but then I saw a hog who had lost its rider .So this wonder me .Because I saw the hog with no owner I jumped on it. it was probably the best experience of my life .Over the walls we go .It was really fun at first but the I realised that I might die because all the other troops had died which meant that most of the defences were focusing on me. But luckily my player retreated me back to my village and it was the first time I had ever seen it.

I know I'm meant to think that my village is realy nice and pretty.But this was extremly different .My gues is that my players bace is more about war and deffence than beauty and pride .I was just having a chat with a builder when sirens whent of nnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee went the sirens preparing troops to fight the others then the clan leader made a quick anouncment "WE MUST FIGHT FOR ARE VILAGE DEFEND DEFEND."Then about 3mins after a big angry mob of troops came charging at me so I had nothing to do .But fight fight fight fight fight fight .Unfortunately I had to fight another one of my kind but because I had less healf than him there was a 1% chance of winning .So the fight began, clash whent are hammers but I had no time to react bang there I was dead lifles but a mirecal happend .Suddenly I pushed out of the ipad "dinner"yelld mum "right I'm back in the real world now,"I mutterd know one was gonna know my secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!