Uncle Billy was so excited. His niece named Lily was finally coming to stay with him. They always talked to each other on Lily's mum's phone.

For Uncle Billy it felt like hours before Lily arrived.

When Lily did arrive they started getting into a chat about what Billy was like when he was a child. Now, 35 years later, he was a plump, stocky man. Unsurprisingly, Lily asked what Billy's favourite moment as a child. The answer was, "Looking back, I remember, it was when I was at a theme park I can't remember the name of any more."

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