THE DOG TRAINER

The dog trainer is where you go,

when you need someone to help you know,

what is good and what is bad,

and also what to do when it goes mad.

The dog trainer will help with that,

and stop it peeing on the mat,

so many things going wrong,

which won't be the case for very long

Now your dog should be a good boy,

It sleeps, it plays and squeaks its toy

Now just sit back and let it be,

until you get another and another catastrophe!