The egyptians

In modern times.

So We all know about the old rameses the great.. and cleopatra.. uhm yeah. So. The story is based where rameses had war with Mutwitali. Rameses was watching TV and waiting until his next jewlery neclace was made. Which he actually forgot to ask someone to make it and never realised it anyway because he was busy watching TV.

Then he got out his chair and Poured HONEY all over a slave. Mainly because they used to do this when flies were around. Shame, because then the slave's eyes were stuck so he could not open them again.Rameses didn't care because he was so selfish and forgetful. And he Then made a dumb argument with another king and said he was the strongest and then it got so bad they set war. They used knives and shotguns and so did the others. They Rode cars and also tanks and submarines Programmed to destroy Everything. Well You gotta be glad this aint real folks! Anyways, See you next time for more random stories.

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