I Am a Show Off

Tom and Terry are sitting under a tree one day, enjoying the sunshine. Terry admires Tom, so agrees with everything he says.

"I'm so strong, just watch me uproot this tree here!" boasts Tom running towards the tree. He pulls the tree towards him, or tries to. Thirty tries later, Tom finally decides that he might not be on top form.

"Don't worry, I'll help because I've got two rib cages!" Terry announces to the whole world. Really Tom has the least amount of muscle in the class, but he is still top dog. Terry has more muscle than Tom, but is still his servant.

"Time to go now, boys." a new voice chimes in. It's Tom's mother, and she looks very angry.

"Just get into the car." But, as soon as the car door is closed,

"How dare you tell lies!" Tom doesn't listen, and he says to Terry

"I'll never forget the day when..."