I ran around sweating on a giant football pitch wondering when the game would end. Stephen passed it to me then...BANG! I fired the ball into the top corner everyone screamed and cheered. If only they knew I was just a banana wearing a football kit they actually thought I was a human! I continued to play sweating until... a whistle blew and everyone disappeared. Was it a dream? I pinched myself. Unfortunately, I wasn't dreaming I had already dressed up as a human and now everyone has disappeared! This is the last time I'm playing a football match.