If it was anyone's fault, it was my boiled eggs fault. I was sitting in a wooden chair and I took a bite if my toast and then spooned out a bit of tangerine orange boiled egg. But then my brain began to bulge out of my head it was still growing, getting bigger and bigger in till it finally stopped I was relived because the pain when it was growing was unexplainable. I admedietly knew everything: Why the sky was blue, what all the pillows in the world where made out of and loads absolutely loads more. For example if someone asked me where to go to get to Musewell hill Broadway I new where to go in less than a millisecond.

When I went to school all my friends and even people I don't know came up to me and made fun of my gigantic brain. I tried to explain that it wasn't my fault but they didn't listen. So I sat alone in the corner when it was time to sit on the carpet. I hope I will never eat a boiled egg again.

My boiled egg