A Rabbits diary in wonderland
16th of July 1899 A rabbit’s day, What’s going on here? This girl is following me down the rabbit hole. I can’t have her following me but at least she doesn’t have the key to the door so she can’t get in .Well let’s get on with it. Through the door, shut the door, THE KEY! Too late, she’s here. I called Mr de Dodo and hitched a ride to the main land. I passed the Twiddle cottage and went down the yellow path that leads me home. July 18th 1899Today is my first day working for the queen and I do not want that annoying girl getting in my way like she did two days ago………zzz err oh sorry I was up all night at the White Rabbit Reunion. Anyway I need to get back to the real world and out of the Rabbit party land. Oh look at my uniform! It’s beautiful. I can’t wait. Now let’s hope that annoying little girl doesn’t get in my way. I hear that the queen gives a free horse every worker. I hope she’s brown so I will stand out from the crowd. Oh. She’s white. Well it is better than walking to work isn’t it. Wow! The air rushing
Two days later…
July 21st 1899
Err... am I in a cellar, in a dungeon or am I in a PRISON ABOUT TO GET MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF!!!! Ok, its ok, calm down and talk to the guard he’ll understand and everything will be fine. Err... what was that. I here crying but it can’t be I’m the only one in this deep dark dungeon. Oh… there’s that annoying little girl again, probably in prison for trespassing in wonderland. Now how to get out of here…
5 days later…
July 26th 1899
Hurray the guard are here to set me free! Oh such a shame he’s only here for that annoying little girl. You know that is so unfair she shouldn’t be set free she’s a trespasser and I’m a loyal citizen. It’s not fair! It’s not fair! It’s not fair!
6 months later…
January 26 1900
The daily news… what’s the point. Six months in the dungeon. Hang on a minute look at this title ‘the runaway queen’ Alice Queen of Hearts ran away out of Wonderland after one day of being queen… OH YEAR!!!! That little girl is out of wonderland and away from ME!! Now I think it’s time to get out of here now that girl is out and away from my life. Now through those sewage pipes… Yuck!! This is absolutely the most disgusting thing I have ever smelt in my whole entire life. Oh wait that should explain it’s the private sewage pipe of jasper the poo, duke of stinky town. I’m OUT!!!