The Sun and the Wind

Wind:Let's try again and see who wins now.

Sun:OK but I know I'm going to win.

Wind:I'm going to blow as hard as I can and I'm going to win.

Cloud:Are you ready?

Wind:Yes I am.

Sun:Yes I am ready.

Cloud:Sun you can start.

The sun used all of her heat to win.

Cloud:3,2,1,GO....

Sky:What is going on?

Cloud:Shhhh they are doing a competition.

Woman:It's getting so hot I better keep my hat on for some shade.

Sun:No,I lost but the wind is going to loose too.

Cloud:3,2,1,GO.

The wind blew as hard as he could.

Woman:Oh now it's windy,I better hold on to my hat with both hands so it doesn't go away.

Cloud:Both of you lost so none of you wins.

No one won.