I was searching high and low for the best robot in the world... The Chicken Drumstick! It was high-tech and super cool! Unfortunately, all I could find was a battery powered sandwich. It was made from white bread and filled to the brim with ham and cucumber. How could I resist? I had to buy it. When I arrived back home, I pieced together my brand-new robot. Fortunately, it was energetic and hurried to do each job I wanted it to do. One day, I ordered him to do my chores and he exploded, spurting fillings everywhere. That is why you never trust walking sandwiches!