I have a friend called Gerald. He can be quite strange, like the time when he couldn't stop laughing. I'm about to tell you that story so come and listen. Well when we were little we used to like giving each other dares, I think you can see where this is going. So one day we were playing our dare game and Gerald dared me to climb up to the top of the tallest tree in my garden and hang my knickers up there and I did it. Gerald couldn't stop laughing because my skirt flew up in the wind.