1. I LIKE WHIPPED CREAM ON MEH TOAST THEN I PUT IT IN TEH WASHING MACHINE.

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2. I like my Teddy bears with a cherry on top to give me good luck and then I go to school with the teddy!!

Ok. this is getting ridiculous. You want MORE??? ok then.

3. Turtles are so awesome that they eat toast underwater. Wait what?

4. I need more milk because MY WASHING MACHINE NEEDS MILK!

You do not have my sense of humor if you cannot laugh at any of theese.