Skydiving

The skydiver held his breath as he was securely fastened to the hook witch stopped him from falling. He was very frightened but did not have the slighted of worry on his face. He took a deep breath... and jumped! SPLAT! He ended up as a pancake in the ocean. Suddenly a voice in his head said RISE! he did not. RISE, YOU FOOL the voice said. Still he did not. RISE YOU FOUL EXCUSE FOR A MAN it said. Then he said " Who are you?" the skydiver asked. I am the god Mars: the roman god of war!! he said. And Mars promptly smashed the skydiver to pulp. THE END!