Lapdog Fiasco

Dear diary ,

Today I was disquised as a lapdog. I went to the lapdog agency and knocked on the door.

At first I was told to go away so I felt a bit scared and worried I gave a feeble bark and a yellow cat anwered. I gave her a card.

She said "A lapdog named Bimpy Bottlenose II Emperor of Heligoland come on in!"

"YES!" I said in my head so only I could hear it.

When I went in there were three other dogs playing poker, they looked up and said

"Let's call him nosey."

They asked me so many questions so I felt a bit uncomfortable I didn't really repli, which I know is very rude but I didn't want to blow my cover. I didn't get very much sleep last night those dogs are extremely loud sleepers but you wouldn't belive what I saw next! the yellow cat in a disquise going to do something I'm not sure what but she was up to no good. Mabye robbing something I don't know. I told Ottoline everything I saw on my concealed speaker.