C... C... Cold

The man was freezing. He knew better than to go in the cold but he was waiting for a special visitor... Shrek! Now I know what you are thinking: what is Shrek doing in winter? Well Shrek's swamp was frozen so he went to the supermarket to bye some hot water but realised that they do not sell it. So in the end he stepped on the ice and lived happily ever after. THE END