Suddenly I sped up, pace quickening by at least 100 miles an hour. I was terrified. Suddenly I had an idea.... I carefully scrabbled up the nearest pipe (which happened to be very gruesome) and crawled through clumps of green sewage. About 10 metres down, the tunnel was completely flooded. So I swam until I reached the end. Finally I saw daylight streaming in through a gap. I hurried up, desperate to get out. I found myself somewhere nothing like I had ever seen before. It was like fairy land with candyfloss as clouds. And to finish it off I saw a pink, glittery horse.