So yeah, I'm from Transylvania. But I'm never; I mean NEVER going to become a vampire. I want to go travelling, but thanks to Dad, I can't go. He says, "Darling, you can't get burnt in the sunlight." Too bad, I'm already on the plane, munching on some chips I bought from the Chippy. There's a feeling disrupting me. What happens if-if Dad gets worried? I don't think he will, he just does everything for his son. Now let me just stare...

Oh my goodness, just then I looked out of the plane window; I saw Dad flapping exhaustingly...

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