Dear Diary,

You will not believe it, but I killed my husband, he was just getting on my nerves, and I couldn't help myself. He always drinks, and i'm sick of it. So After I killed him with the frozen leg of lamb that i got out of the freezer, I hid the evidence by eating it. I didn't tell anyone that I killed him, if I had I would have been arrested in prison by now. So later before six o' clock, I went to the grocery shop to buy a can of peas and a bag of potatoes, Sam suggested cheese cake for afterwards . So i got cheese cake, potatoes and peas, because Patrick's decided he's tired and doesn't want to eat out tonight. Actually Patrick is dead, I told Sam the grocery man that he didn't want to eat out tonight, because I don't want anyone to know. If anyone know's I will be killed and so will my child.

I then came back home and got supper ready for Patrick, he doesn't know that I knocked him out.