My hamster is a zombie!

One day I thought I would get a snack out of the cupboard.My hamster died a day or so ago.I heard a funny noise and it sounded like a hamster.And when I opened the cupboard door I could not belive my eyes!There it was MY OWN HAMSTER!It was covered in green goo and soil.My hamster was standing up on the shelf on the shelf,its goo going all over the cheese puffs I was going to eat.All of a sudden it pounced and landed in my best hairband!What was I going to do now?Who would help me?!

All of a sudden it pounced on my head getting soil in my hai